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I know what you're thinking,

“al-an-la-id-law.”

It’s got a ring to it, right?

Did you notice the “la-la-la?” So many great songs have started that way…

“Laidlaw?” some say. “Pornstar Lawyer,” I say.

Others say “Boblawblaw?” And we will probably become friends.

 

 
 

Still others will say: 

Alan!
Alan!
Alan!

And I will laugh. But I will never take them out of my sight.